Isaac Says the Darnedest Things

I have been meaning to post these, but forgot. At any rate, these conversations all took place over the last month.

A conversation that we had walking down the stairs to the car:

Isaac: (racing past his daddy to the top of the next set of stairs) "I winned!"

Aaron: "Isaac, say 'I won!' "

Isaac: "I'm two, daddy! I'm two!"

Another conversation:

Aaron: (calling Isaac over to change his diaper) "Come here, poopy pants!"

Isaac: (looking down at his shorts) "I'm not poopy pants; I'm poopy shorts."

Aaron: (laughing) "I think you are a little smarty pants."

Isaac: (giggling hysterically) "No, a smarty shorts."

Isaac and Aaron coming back from a trip to Target:

Aaron: (handing the soda he was drinking to Isaac) "Isaac, here you can have another drink. Drink it all, okay?

Isaac: "Okay." (drinking it all).

Isaac: (a few minutes later) "Daddy, I drank all the juice. I'm so sorry, Daddy! Sorry!"

Aaron: "That's okay, Isaac! I said you could."

Isaac: "Daddy! What did I say, Daddy?!" (with a sort of stern voice)

Aaron: "Isaac, you said, 'I'm sorry, Daddy. I drank all the juice.' "

Isaac: "That's NOT what I said, Daddy!"

Aaron: "Oh. What did you say?"

Isaac: (grinning) "I don't know."